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    ValkyrieRosey
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    Heard this joke today!!

    Post  ValkyrieRosey on Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:21 pm

    Heard this joke today and have to share it lolz


    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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    Re: Heard this joke today!!

    Post  Guest on Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:43 pm

    lmmfao i like that
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    Re: Heard this joke today!!

    Post  ValkyrieRosey on Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:53 pm

    lmao yeah I couldnt help but laugh at that one...definatly one I had to share

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    Re: Heard this joke today!!

    Post  Guest on Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:56 am

    Oh shit thats good stuff
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    Re: Heard this joke today!!

    Post  Katiesheart on Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:48 am

    ROFLMFAO that is to damn funny
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    Re: Heard this joke today!!

    Post  ValkyrieRosey on Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:49 pm

    LMFAO

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